Sir Jay Presents the Real Dirt - an Alternate Soundtrack

California (Nikki Sixx is Shooting Heroin)

The Earthquake Song (Nikki Sixx's Pleasant-Looking Childhood Home)

Radio Moscow (Nikki Sixx is Rocking out in His Room)

Amoeba (Nikki Sixx's Mother Complains About T. Rex)

All the Kids on the Street (Tommy Lee in His Childhood Bedroom)

Right Time (Lee and Sixx's First Meeting)

Dance with You (Sixx, Lee and Mick Mars Meet Vince Neil)

You Think You're the Best? (Tommy Lee Asks Vince Neil to Join the Band)

Try (Vince Neil Decides to Give Motley Crue a Shot)

You Make Me Feel Cheap (The Band Meets A&R Executive Tom Zutaut)

Symbol Six (Post-Signing Party with Diamond Dave)

Kirsty Q (Vince Neil Gets up Close and Personal)

The Last Goodbye (MTV Theme Song in Alternate Universe)

Are You Ready for the Sex Girls (Tommy Lee Meets Heather Locklear)

Little Things (Vince and His Friend Razzle on an Ill Fated Beer Run)

Black and Red (Sixx Has His Almost-Fatal Overdose)

Rock 'n Roll Star (Flash Forward to 2019)