White Precious

Get Ready for a Letdown!

Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart

Kurt Metzger Needs to Get out More.

No One Has Suffered More Than Me

Ricky! Noooooooooo!

I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.

Last of the Great White Jobs.

Steve, Get out of My Way!

Kurt Metzger Seems a Little Too Obsessed with This.

Kurt Metzger Makes a Brave Decision.

But Kurt Does Have a Point, Right?

Terry the Smoker

This Joke's a Fifty Fifty.

All Kidding Aside I Had a Great Time in Anchorage.

Kurt Metzger Is an Old Knickerbocker.

White Precious