Greatest Hits

Hello, This Is What I Look Like

I Hate Public Transportation

I'm from Seattle

Did I Mention I'm Broke?

A Thing About Hipsters

I Call My Ex-Girlfriend (Warm Beer)

I Don't Feel Bad for Heidi Klum

I Got Married

I'm a Romantic

I Also Got Divorced

I Love My Juicer

I Also Love Cake

I Get Called Gay a Lot

I'm an Alcoholic

But I'm Really More of a Pothead

But My Favorite Drug Is Mushrooms

I'm a Liberal Person, But I Don't Like It

I Lose Two Cats in the Divorce

It's Hard to Be a White Guy

I Love Birth Control

I'm Still Afraid to Shit in Public

I Don't Think You're Going to Like This

I Don't Like My Teeth

Secret Track