A Friend With Weed Is a Friend Indeed

A Girl Phoned Me the Other Day and Said, Come on over, There's Nobody Home. I Went over. Nobody Was Home

Is Raping a Hooker Considered Rape or Shoplifting

A Cheap Circumcision Is a Rip-Off

A Submarine Is Long and Hard and Full of Sea Men

Without Nipples, Tits Are Pointless

Calendars Are Popular Cuz They Have a Lot of Dates

Fingering a Minor.........on a Guitar

Very Suspicious Supermarket

Throwing an Asian Guy Down the Stairs Is Wong on so Many Levels

Schokoladen Wasser Seesterne

Missonary Impossible

Anal Intercourse Is for Assholes

Twerking to This Song Is Not a Crime

A Friend with Weed Is a Friend Indeed